Westlake Village
a town 10 minutes from malibu where everyone is filthy rich and live in cookie-cutter homes and come from perfect families.
there is always drama which is funny because there really is never anything to do.
sn-bby kids come from westlake village.
a small town about 25 minutes from santa monica and los angeles. when asked where they are from, residents often quickly respond, “la” though traveling to los angeles for any event is unheard of. westlake lies on the edges of oak park and agoura hills, (home to the beginnings of hoobastank and h-llogoodbye) yet considered a part of thousand oaks and sometimes referred to as “the village” to those with ghetto tendencies. yet this town is anything but ghetto, in fact it is known to be home to rich “upper cl-ss” soccer moms with b–bs harder than the men they turn on. however, the good news is; at least westlake mothers tend to actually have money.. you can tell by their teenage gym bodies and facelifts that they paid thousands of dollars for to look like cr-p. however, as boring as “the village” may be, it is indeed a serene, happy location. once home to will smith, jessica simpson, and daryl hannah. currently home to tom selleck, heather locklear, denise richards, and a homeless woman with a blonde wig.
kait: “there’s a party in simi valley tonight, wanna go?”
billy: “to slimi valley? no man, we’re already in westlake village, let’s just stay here.”
justin: “you guys are from westlake? where is that exactly?”
kait: “la”
justin: “oh really? well my cousin is having a party in la tonight.. wanna go?”
billy: “nah, it’s too far.”
home of heather locklear and denise richards.
heather and denise live in westlake village
located in southern california, about 25 minutes north of the san fernando valley. one of the united state’s most dangerous cities to live in. this place is the strait up ghetto and their is always some shady sh-t going down. if you do decide to take a risk and visit these dirty streets just be aware that you should avoid certain clothing. some of these clothing items include cargo pants, rainbow sandals, plaid sport coats, crew socks, finger-less gloves, gaucho pants, and long sleeve shirts. also keep in mind not to go outside between 1 and 2 in the afternoon.
he used to hustle on the streets of westlake village, but then he moved and left the thug life behind him.
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