Westralia
common contraction of western australia, an australian state. (see also: greatest australian state.)
also what western australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.
1.
“westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all australian states! certainly a d-mn sight better than tasmania, and at least it’s not queensland!”
2.
westralian secessionist: “secede, fellow westralians! recognition of the 1933 referendum’s result! off with the yoke of federal government oppression! no more being held to ransom by over-taxing d-ckheads in the east! westralia for westralians!”
normal westralian: “… literally no one with a brain thinks an independent westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bl–dy confederate flag-waving redneck from the us!”
somebody from western australia (a state in australia, obviously)
jack: where is he from again?
tobias: he’s from perth.
jack: then he’s westralian
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