wet ass
what you have if you sit in a vehicle after it rains and you left the windows down
oh sh-t!! i forgot to roll up my windows before it rained. i will have a wet -ss next time i go to drive.
a person who is generally in a consistently bad mood. a contrary person who typically likes to shoot down ideas/plans. someone who “1ups” positive comments with equal or greater negative comments.
god d-mnit dave, quit being a wet -ss!
1. usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart.
2. a person who has a smelly sweaty -ss all of the time.
(a)- if you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat.
(b) – if you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty -ss condesation prints on the seat.
1). friend – jim did you fart?
jim – yes and now i a have a bad case of wet -ss
2).
(a) – take a wiff of this seat cusion. jim has a case of the wet -ss.
(b) – gawd damm. look at that chair, jim must have a wet -ss.
to get up from the toilet without wiping ones -ss; usually to do something urgent such as answer a phone or to get a new roll of toilet paper when none is left in the bathroom.
i quickly wet -ssed it over to the guest bathroom after realizing, too late, that the roll in the master bathroom was empty.
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