Wet Bag


a person who is very soppy and romantic. they often desire and idealise relationships.
sue: i really want a relationship like on the movies and a man to spoon me and hold me on the cold nights and eat ice cream with me and play with my hair.
jane: don’t be a wetbag.
a game in which a brown paper grocery bag is set up right on the floor. partic-p-nts try to balance on one leg while bending over forward to pick up the bag by grabbing the top edge with their teeth.

no hands may be used to touch the ground or the bag. once a round has completed, tear about an inch down off the top of the bag, progressively shortening it as the rounds continue and increasing difficulty.

called wet bag for the amount of spit swaping, or wet from the blood of smashing your face and teeth into the ground.

often played with a large amount of alcohol.
jimmy broke his teeth playing wet bag last weekend.

daniel l. is the wet bag champion.
an individual who resembles that of a s-m-n soaked scr-t-m.
lindsey, you’re such a wetbag!
a mexican, like above. not a populat term?
wetbags wear unemployed shirts all the time lol

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