wet bagpipe
origin mid-atlantic u.s.
n. a s-xual act wherein a male partic-p-nt places his mouth over the cl-toris or entire v-lv- of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. simultaneous -n-l stimulation with the finger is optional but not required
she was enjoying my performance until i whipped out the wet bagpipe.
i needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.
she thought the wet bagpipe i did on her was disquieting and unamusing.
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