wet ben: when one place’s a single finger in ones mouth, before inserting into companion’s sphincter.
reverse wet ben: when one place’s a single finger into companion’s sphinter, before placing said finger into one’s mouth.
last night i gave your mum a wet ben.
that wet ben was well moist.
that reverse wet ben tasted nutty, i hope you haven’t been eating nuts i’m allergic.
- Wet Clown
when you shoot your wad on the face of your signifcant other; causing her to have the appearence of a clown’s runny white makeup after being soaked with a bucket of water. “man i gave my girlfriend a wet clown last night, she was none too happy.”
- Wet Monday
to work from home. usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning. alexa didn’t come into work today as she was having a wet monday.
- Wet Narcissus
the combination of c-ke and v–gr-, usually snorted, used to keep the party going. most common among older gay men, who need that extra lil umph, upstairs and downstairs. hard revelry, if you will… “do you have that wet narcissus, nic? that cute 23 year old voguing on the bar at vandams might run circles […]
- Wet Woodrow
when you either lick someone’s face or spit all over it and rub it in debbie: “what the f-ck you stupid -sshole!…why would you f-ckin’ do that sh-t greg?!” greg: “it’s a wet woodrow b-tch…get over it!”
- whacked off
a drug term used in new zealand, meaning “messed up on drugs.” oh man, we were whacked off last night! to get high. they got totally whacked off last night messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. a combination of the phrase “out of whack” and “off line”. does the jet lag still have your […]