wet burrito

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his p-n-s and then proceeds to recieve f-ll-t– from a female parter. right before -j-c-l-t–n he rams his burrito into her b-tthole to fill the wrap with “meat” aka fecal matter.
som’ b-tch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!
a wet burrito is a s-xual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect p-n-s before inserting it into his partner’s -n-s. the act results in a mixture of bodily fluids – fecal matter, blood, s-m-n, sweat, possibly urine – and hot sauce, hence the “wet burrito” name. this is usually a surprise s-x act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.
you should’ve seen her face after that wet burrito i gave her last night. i have a feeling i’m not getting laid again for at least a week.
after using an “alaskin pipeline” and the used ‘d-ld-‘ is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.
after using my alaskin pipeline on your mom, she stood up and i hit her in the face with my wet burrito.
having diarrhea in any type of taco sh-ll and then eating it.
there was nothing good to eat last night so i decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.
premature -j-c-l-t–n
i tried to order the fish tacos but i was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.
when a man puts his p-n-s inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bl–dy c-ck out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.
my girl was being a b-tchy on her rag so i gave that sl-t a wet burrito.
while having s-x, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman’s upper lip.
she looks hungry…how about a wet burrito??

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