Wet Carrot


a girl who’s hot so everyone tells them they’re interesting and special.

then after their looks fade they realize they’re about as interesting as a wet carrot.
“she’s got a wicked body but she’s such a wet carrot.”

“f-ck that wet carrot!”
someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.
not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.
a girl who’s hot so everyone tells them they’re interesting and special.

then after they’re looks fade they realize they’re about as interesting as a wet carrot.
she’s got a wicked body but she’s such a wet carrot.
a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result
mary was really h-rny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but i was afraid she had an std.
a pair of small, widely sp-ced, droopy br–sts. the term originated in the sierra foothills of california about ten years ago. inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.
that chick has a cute face, but i don’t know about her wet carrots.
when somebody forgets they’re a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.
this is a wet carrot statement: “i wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. i can’t tell you how happy i am and how happy she’s made me. lots of love cause i bl–dy miss you all so much 🙁 xxxxxxxx”

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