wet cowboy handkerchief
a s-x act named after a life hack cowboys used in the old west. cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. the moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cuc-mber. the s-x act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a kleenex. the giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner’s -n-s with the kleenex. the kleenex is left there for “x” amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. the giver then removes the kleenex, leaving the recieving partner’s -n-s a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.
my girl and i were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every p-ss tissue i shoved up her -ss.
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