wet cracker


a game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they -j-c-l-t- on it. the last member to -j-c-l-t- loses, and has to eat the cracker.
guys, let’s play wet cracker!

aww, gross! billy had to eat the wet cracker.
a person who is half mexican (wetback) and half white (cracker).
bobby sue hernandez is a total wet cracker. why? because her mom’s a cracker and her daddy’s a wetback!

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