wet cushion
the act of urination in another’s -n-l cavity. although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. apparently the p-ss running through and out of one’s -sshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.
1.)”christina gave stephen a wet cushion, what the f-ck?”
2.)”josh wet cushioned that b-tch last night.”
3.)justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous “wet cushion” to katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of s-xual pleasure.
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