wet daydream
the wet daydream occurs during the day when you are thinking about laying the bone to some hottie and you get a rock hard b-n-r, and after it (the b-n-r) goes down, you have a few drops of splooge in your underbriefs. some guys may have a full load in their pants, depending on how hot of a situation they were daydreaming about.
member of the media: “mr. jobs, what product will you be unveiling today?”
steve jobs: “this is the new ipod, it can play music, movies, make coffee, and print u.s. currency. it is really great”
another member of the media: “what price can consumers expect to pay for this amazing device?”
steve jobs: “i will answer that as soon as i get back from the restroom, i just had a major wet daydream.”
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