Wet Firehose
when your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. you pee into their b-tthole cleaning out the excess p–p for them.
i took a really wet p–p, but didn’t have any toilet paper. thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose
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