wet-jerk
when a man rubs his p-n-s aginst the lips of a wet v-g-n- and gets jerked off
there were to many people around,so instead of having s-x
i put my p-n-s in my girlfreinds pants and got her to give me a hand job at the same time and i called it the wet-jerk
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