Wet Larry
wet larry
a kinky move often employed by certain members within the s.e. portland singles scene. whilst taking the female from behind (either performing doggie style or partaking in some muddy love), the man shows his grat-tude and love for the woman by spitting in her ear.
so i was going to brown town last night on this beast of a woman that i met at the bar. she was pretty much the worst piece of -ss i’ve ever had, so i said ‘f-ck it’ and hawked a loogie in her right ear. she was p-ssed, but all i could say was ‘hey, at least i didn’t give you a muddy buccaneer.’
by the coldest adam in town october 20, 2004
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