wet money


an object that portrays a noteworthy and/or exceptional qualities
dusty: hey man! look at these new shoes.
matt: i like those.
ben: those are wet money!
the act of urinating on a dollar bill or other note, and slapping someone with it.
“yea, i hated darrel so much for what he did, i give him some wet money!”
#cleveland steamer #s-x #-n-s p-n-s v-g-n- #b-tthole #b-llsack #hot carl #rusty trombone #alaskan snow dragon
sweaty bills cyclists pull out of their rear jersey pockets while taking a coffee break on long rides.
that was a big group of cyclists. as usual, they only had wet money. we gotta get applepay!

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