Wet Monkey
wet = moist monkey = female genitalia wet monkey = moist v-g-n- due to s-xual arousal.
as soon as he started kissing me i got a wet monkey.
when you get a bl-w j-b in the shower while washing your armpits.
i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey
a dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. the motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it’s body.
dude, did you see matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? it was hilarious!
canine fecal matter.
i gotta take my dog out. he got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.
bathing apes, fresh kicks, fresh hoodies kid
my closets filled with gators and some wet monkeys
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