someone who used to be liberal, but was scared sh-tless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything muslim, arab, foreign, french, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.
chris: “that dennis miller used to be so cool and laid back. i used to like it when he went after politicians’ hypocracy and bullsh-t.”

edie: “yeah, i know what you mean, you always see him on some fox channel show, now. he’s turned into such a wet-pants-republican.”

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