Wet Parson


a s-xual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person’s -n-s.
jamie : after my morning cigarette i coughed up some nasty sh-t onto my fingers and stuck it up matt’s -ss.
charlie : did it go in easy?
jamie: h-ll yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

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