Wet Pilly
similar to wet w-lly. it is when the tip of your p-n-s is full of j-zz, and you stick it in a person’s ear.
tony: “hey bj, jordan moron is taking a nap.”
bj: “should i do it?”
tony: “yeah, own him with your wet pilly.”
bj: “this will wake him up.”
when you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.
dude, i woke up this morning at 2 a.m. i had such a bad wet-pilly i had to take a shower right away.
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