wet pokémon
a wet pokémon is when you are about to eat p-ssy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.
guy 1: man… your sister is weird.
guy 2: why’s that?
guy 1: i was eating her p-ssy last night and when i opened my eyes, her p-ssy was a wet pokémon!
guy 2: oh yeah. i forgot to tell you about that.
guy 1: how would you know about that?
guy 2: uhh… “experience.”
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