Wet Russian


a beverage consisting of chilled sweetened coffee with milk and vodka

a variation on the white russian c-cktail

“wet” implies that the beverage is -rg-smic
after i drank half my frappuccinno, i put 4 ounces of grey goose in the bottle, shook it up, and chugged that wet russian.

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