Wet Shovel
when a guy is having s-x with a girl and accidentally slips his d-ck out of her v-g-n- and into her -ss causing her to sh-t all over his d-ck.
dude, me and that chick, emily, were going at it, and when i slipped out and ended up getting the wet shovel.
an alternate name to -n-lingus or -ss licking. a rim job.
my girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.
i blew my load real quick last night. my gf licked my b-ss then gave me a wet shovel.
a 8=============d, or to show up at a person’s house in a panda suit and beat the sh-t out of them with a wet shovel
hey ladies, want a wet shovel?
r u high? u wanna die? ill kill ur family!
i wet shoveled your mom last night
adam just got wet shoveled
Read Also:
- Wetn
adjective – describing female s-xual arousal resulting in the secretion of v-g-n-l lubrication d-mn b, that dirty sk-nk be wetn!
- Wet Sleep
when you wake up drenched in sweat and your bed is soaked. usually occurring due to a very hot room. note: –not to be confused with a wet dream– “dude i had such a wet sleep last night. i woke up feeling like i had just run the new york marathon”
- Whack Headed
boring as h-ll w-nksta type sh-t!!! “that b-tches head wuz whack headed”
- whacktus
1. southern california band that plays desert rock. 2. crazy, funky, unique. man, that dude is whacktus!
- whale bating
flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her. man, i’ve got no money! why don’t you go whale bating? there’s a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.