Wet Suit

the consensual s-xual act of hollowing out your lover and wearing the skin as a wet-suit.

all attempts at wet-suitting have ended in 100% death rate for both partic-p-tes
oh i am sooo going to wet-suit you tonight.
4 more definitions
the act of getting head in the shower. derives from “tailored- getting your p-n-s sucked while standing” here, instead of getting “tailored” you receive a “wet suit”.
hater #1: “did you hear? jenny gave dan a wet-suit yesterday!”
hater #2: “d-mn heard they got down”
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jenny: “yeah i gave him a wet suit yesterday”
sarah: “he’s never gonna leave you!”
when a girl’s p-ssy is both wet and tight. used for all ages of women.
frank: how was your night with melissa?
tom: man, it was awesome! she gave me the wet suit. i didn’t need lube or anything!
frank: an old hag like her? d-mn!
tom: nothing like a good wet suit!
a wetsuit is slang for a condom. if you have ate a p-ssy/v-g-n- before u know that it is wet, wet of course if u didn’t eat one by force.
a p-ssy so wet, i need a wetsuit
to stick your hands all the way through an opening of an object, and to invert said object in the process of removing your hands.
jimmy wouldn’t shut up, so i stuck my hands all the way down his throat, unhitched his colon and wetsuited him.