wet toothbrush morning


the morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.
adam: you look like h-ll. did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

justin: yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

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