Wet Turkey
when one intensely bastes their d-ck in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy bl-w j-b. reinvents thanksgiving dinner.
“dude, last night at thanksgiving i convinced my cousin sally to give me a wet turkey. best thanksgiving ever. but my mom was wondering where all the gravy went.”
wet turkey means some really sh-tty weed. if you smoke weed you know what i am talking about.
that dealer didn’t give you dank, he gave you some wet turkey.
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