Wet Wood
a d-ck after f-cking
sarah: ew get your wetwood away from me!
john: -salty-
wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. it in that “d-ck purgatory” of not hard enough to f-ck and not soft enough to hide.
the term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
“yeah, i brought that chick home from the bar last night, but i had wet wood so i couldn’t seal the deal.”
#whiskey d-ck #softie #b-n-r #deadwood #terminal c-ck
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