the sound a person , presumably male , makes when having s-x and his t-st-cl-s slap against his partner’s skin.
“i wet smacked carol last week so that she would make me a sandwich ”
a sloppy kiss on the cheek or the lips
ewww. stop it lew! did you have to give me such a wetsmack?
used when trying to remember someone who was a douche. girl #1: “what was the name of that thirty year old guy, that tried to hook up with you.” girl #2: “what was that whatchamadouche’s name?”
- bust treads
to go fast, or accelerate quickly oh sh-t, is the 5-0, we gotta bust treads
a person from the midwest that practices witchcraft. obviously, they haven’t graduated high school. additionally, they have poor grammar. dude 1: let’s go into this graveyard. dude2 : dude don’t go in the graveyard, there’s some crazy f-ck-ng corncers in there.
a goofy individual. funny yet ignorant, somwhat dimwitted but enjoyable to be around. also known as a scism or a braindead. “here comes the corndodger!”
- monday d'ohsh*ts
the early-monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home. andrew had a case of the monday d’ohsh-ts, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he’d left his pants […]