wetsthetic
a specific, completely non-s-xualized and non-kink related aesthetic one particularly loves, extenuated by the comedic exclamation it makes one “wet” or “hard”. generally used by tumblr users and the opposite s-x of the shouted symtom of arousal (ex. women claim to be hard, men wet)
“unh, pastel goth loli aesthetic makes me wet!!! 10/10 wetsthetic.”
“i am rock hard for this f-ckin dress pattern”
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