Wetsuit Wanker
inspired by the words of fellow inbetweeners cl-ssmates when describing will, the ‘new kid’, as a “briefcase w-nker”.
coined while on holiday in cornwall, england, the term “wetsuit w-nker” was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the ‘surf b-m’ lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of ‘newquay lifeguard’ and proudly dons the respective hoody.
wetsuit w-nkers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in cornwall and devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into partic-p-ting in their wetsuit w-nkery.
“are there any real shops in newquay? m&s? burtons? or are there only shops for wetsuit w-nkers?”
“oh no, he’s gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! al-ss, our good friend has become a wetsuit w-nker; we can no longer -ssociate with him.”
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