Wetzel
to rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.
did john wetzel you out of your money again?
an unantic-p-ted split in a male’s stream of urine occurring as a result of excess s-m-n in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or s-x
ex. 1) i was caught unawares by the magnitude of my wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.
ex. 2) i missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a wetzel of epic proportions.
a terrorizer running around f-cking sh-t up and not giving a d-mn
look at wetzel go, he just flooded that dumb b-tches room
a total f-cked up freak
why are you such a wetzel!
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