whack-a-moling
when one is needing a t-rd so bad that the t-rd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a “whack-a-mole.”
“oh man i need to get out this car, i’m whack-a-moling!!!”
“sorry i am late boss. the stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my -rs-.”
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