whackycardia


the act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. if you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.
doctor: what happened?

nurse: mr. smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. our student nurse walked in on him at climax. she just went home sick.

doctor: i advise a strong sedative until he’s home.

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