whale fail
getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; i fail of immense proportions; free w-lly 3: the rescue.
“oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?”
“yeah! that was a whale fail!!”
“almost as whale fail as keiko in norway!”
“they ate keiko!?”
describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarr-ssing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
matt: dude, did you see big betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
jim: h-ll yeah, total whale fail.
when someone says something that is just so “mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing” they get something even worse than a “facepalm” they get a whale fail
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boy: why do negro people smell like gorilla feces?
boy 2: you sir deserve a whale fail
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