whalebesity
eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you’re mistaken for a beached whale
oh man i ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. i’m suffering from whalebesity!
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