whalelord goddess
a manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. they cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling p-ss-es riddled with hiv. if you encounter a whalelord goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. i guarantee they’ll do tricks like shamu.
guy 1: “i got bad news dawg, my girl gave me hiv.”
guy 2: “i told your dumb -ss to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. that’s what you get for dating a whalelord goddess. now no one would want your turtle looking hiv having -ss.”
example 2:
guy 1: “hey bro, i found a whalelord goddess and she came to me after i done a whole bunch of whale sounds!”
guy 2: “awesome, but did the b-tch do a flip like shamu?”
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