Whales That Fly
a version of “what the f-ck?” used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. after all, whales don’t fly.
–> usually used when you can’t believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.
1)
-teacher: “okay, hand in your essays.”
-students: “you didn’t -ssign any essay…”
-teacher: “what? i told 2nd period, so you should have known. turn them in please.”
-students: “whales that fly?????”
2)
-you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks-
-you: “ugh! whales that fly.”
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