the best fricken narwhal on the planet
thats such a beautiful whally.
- second hand snap
when someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story “i know josh’s -ss did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one”
- nutella b*m
when you go to eat an -sshole but its covered in sh-t. guy 1: dude, how was the s-x? guy 2: not great, she had a nutella b-m.
a gilpin is a term for “sucker” or “chump” that dates from as early as the 1910s but rarely appears in the modern century. consider this line from 1) james cagney’s taxi driver friend in the roaring twenties (1939): “to long island it’s fifteen dollars for the wise guys, 30 dollars for the gilpins.” 2) […]
- engineering center hot
a term used to described females that appear attractive on a university campus’s engineering center, but if they were compared to females of another building on campus then they would only be seen as average. her? yeah she’s engineering center hot.. but if she were back at the main campus then she would be nothing. […]
- fat nooner
a term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. not as dank as a fat -ss nooner. i’ll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as i get my gixxer