Wham


to wham on someone would be to verbally -ssault them or to make jokes at their expense

used primarily in dc, md, va.
after carl talked about my mother’s chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my -ss.
george michaels band standing for “white h-rny -n-l men”
omg here comes the wham!!!!! run!!!!!!!!
what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.
person 1: hey dude,yesterday night i saw brad pitt’s cousin’s, cousin’s, wife’s, brother’s, mother-in-law’s, sister!

person 2: wham!!!!!!!
excess energy typically found in small children and animals usually brought on by forced inactivity.
you should run around a bit and get your whams out.
to hit hard; the act of hitting
“i’m gonna wham this guy”; as we were driving, i whammed that pedestrian on the sidewalk with a slushy.
a hot chick you wouldn’t mind banging.
hey, let’s go out tonight and pick up some whams!
the equivalent of the masculine use of the word gash, however used to describe a male or the male genitals.
1. “i’m going out tonight and i’m gonna find me some wham” 😉

2. “excuse me love, i couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got a m-ssive wham” 😉

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