whappopotamus


a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat b-tch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks polish d-ck, puts it in her -sshole, farts out the c-m, wipes it off her -sshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. ps i love you mike. signed, amanda.
“d-mn, that b-tch be a whappopotamus.”

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