when that special someone in your clique asks a dumb question they already know the answer too, yet waits on your response before making themselves look like a complete r-t-rd.
person 1: i don’t know who started the sunday football chat.
person 2: you did
person 1: oh yeah, me and my dad started sunday football. (insert smiley face emoji)
person 2: yeah well f-cking done!!! (insert clapping hands and angry face emoji)
what a mcgurk response (face in hands emoji)
a clog calculator calculates the amount of clogs you own. thanks to the clogulator, karen can now calculate the precise amount of clogs she has in her clogset ( clog closet ).
italian expression for b–bs esci le minne! show your b–bs!
strudle- strong limp noodle also known as limp d-ck courter snake or limpy man bro you have a strudle.
- mexican tube rider
-n-l masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in mexican hot sauce. it wasn’t only the spicy food i ate last night that made my -ssh-l- burn, because yesterday i was a mexican tube rider.
- the cubs
a baseball team worse than the cardnals. the cubs are worse than the cardnals