what even
contraction of “what is this i don’t even”. typed when you’re too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. spoken when you’re too stupefied for words.
not to be confused with whatever.
me: zomg this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best lolcat ever!
you: what even
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