Ahrling


the legendary star-shaped piece of per yngve ohlin´s skull takien by his band-members after his apparant suicide. also known as nur ad-din, this piece of skull is reputed to grant it´s owner superior knowledge of the semetic languages as well as a sharp pain behin the eyes (it has to be ingested).
finding an ancient fridge containing jesus´head, the last suppers left-overs as well as the wh-r- magdalenas fresh juicy corpse is would be for christians like finding ahrling for linguists.

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