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the beginnings of trying to explain the fault of a situation, or trying to get out of blame for a bad situation
uncle phil: how did carlton get a hold of those speed pills?!!
fresh prince: ya see, what had happened was…
a phrase usually said by black people when they’re in deep sh-t and they’re getting ready to explain themselves. it either leads to a crazy story that is truthful or a bunch of bull sh-t.
tonya: n-gg- what were you doing touching that white woman’s -ss?
jerome: what had happened was…

police officer: did you know you were going 20 over in a school zone?
black guy: well you see officer, what had happened was…
i’m telling you what i want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.
i’m saying…what had happened was… i took a wrong turn… and…
a term commonly used when you are about to speak total bullsh-t for the next few moments. the statement after the phrase may be true, but the statement is irrelevant and doesn’t apply to the situation

saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. they know it, i know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you’re going to lie.
—you are in the principles officer after sleeping late and you recall yesterday you had a flat tire—

principle: little jimmy, why were you late again this morning.

little jimmy: well… uh.. you see what had happened was… was that i had a flat tire and i could not make it to school on time because i cannot drive with a flat tire.
phrase often heard at the beginning of a fict-tious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.
tonisha: “tyrone,lemme aks you a question…how come when i called you last night at 11pm you didn’t pick up yo’ phone!?”

tyrone: “oh, last night…last night…oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin’ bout she wet her bed again and i had to drive all da way out to jersey to wash ‘da sheets.”

tonisha: “so why didn’t you pick up your phone?”

tyrone: “why you trippin? i just told you why. d-mn!”
the podcast what had happened was www.whhwpodcast where they are trying to explain the unexplainable!
what had happened was had a h-ll of an episode last week… i got it from itunes!
explaining or retelling an event, often used for excuses and is considered to be quite ghetto. it originates from high schools with very stupid, ignorant, pot smoking, tards that need to learn how to speak english and shut there big fat mouths.
bon qui qui: girl did you get me dat chicken?

latoya: chicken?

bon qui qui: yeah

latoya: well what had happened was dat i got in dis fight with dis one b-tch…

bon qui qui: sure don’t pull that sh-t dumb -ss i knew you was bangin darrel.

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