What? I’m hot.
what? i’m hot. is something commonly said after being caught naked (masturbating). however it is also said after doing something stupid, dumb, or embarr-ssing and is used as justification for one’s actions.
my friend caught me naked with a bottle of lotion in one hand and my d-ck in the other. i quickly said “what? i’m hot.” to justify why i was nude. my friend is so stupid he never realized that i was actually masturbating.
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