what the blazes
when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.
-term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various vancouver-area residents-
present
guy1: “why is your mom calling me?”
guy2: “what the blazes”
past
guy1: “your mom called me last night!!”
guy2: “what the blazes”
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