what the bumps
it’s like saying “what the f-ck” but you’re in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. also, you can catch yourself saying “what the…” and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with “b-mps”. it’ll confuse the sensitive sh-t head.
hey, son, didn’t i tell you to clean the garage?
what the b-mps mom, i’m trying to masturbabte.
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