what the figo
“what the f-ck is going on.”
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.
calc teacher: “so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis.”
student(to another student): “dude, what the figo? i don’t understand this.”
better way of saying “what the f-ck is going on?” and more convenient than saying w.t.f.i.g.o. can be used as a replacement for “what’s up?” or “what’s happening?”.
what the figo ma dude?
did i just see a naked homeless man running down my street? what the figo?
you never told me you had an std? what the figo with you?!
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