What the Jesus Christ man?!
similar to “what the jesus?” but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
example 1:
after being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
“what the jesus christ man?!”
example 2:
after one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
“honey this is not what it looks like”
reaching for gun:
“what the jesus christ man?!”
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