What’s new?


it’s a sarcastic smart -ss comment. normally said just to be a d-ck. a lot of the time it can be funny too.
friend: yo, we can’t chill tonight because my mom is being a c-nt.
you: what’s new?

girlfriend: sorry honey, umm, i forgot the lube.
you : what’s new?

dad: son, i have to take a gynormous dump.
you: what’s new?

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